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Post by redasylum on Sept 27, 2008 23:46:30 GMT -5
OK, so, see if you can make this simple little wish go horribly wrong?
"I wish that the big bad men with AK47's were our friends, and we were all never hungry, and Santa came to our houses every month, and we all never died, and burglars gave people toys instead of taking things... And that all furries would burn."
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Post by jakeyashamari on Sept 29, 2008 7:04:55 GMT -5
Big Bad Men-Shoot you Never Hungry-No more milkshakes Santa-That would give me nightmares cause he'd be raping mah mom Never die-Immortality SUCKS Burglars gave toys-Explosive ones
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Post by thechosen1 on Sept 29, 2008 22:52:03 GMT -5
Now, jake, you have to make a wish too.
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Post by jakeyashamari on Sept 30, 2008 20:50:27 GMT -5
Now, jake, you have to make a wish too. I wish I had a girlfreind. FUCK THAT UP lulz
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Post by redasylum on Oct 2, 2008 15:09:25 GMT -5
It's a trap!
Ok, now I guess I wish again...
I wish that cookies rained from the heavens.
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Post by jakeyashamari on Oct 2, 2008 16:01:14 GMT -5
The heavens poisoned them. I wish I could fly.
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Post by -|Monkey:: on Oct 2, 2008 16:29:50 GMT -5
Only to get chopped up by an engine turbine. I wish I had a piece of licorice.
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Post by jakeyashamari on Oct 2, 2008 17:04:44 GMT -5
Only to get chopped up by an engine turbine. I wish I had a piece of licorice. That britney shoved up her ass. I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul
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Post by thechosen1 on Oct 2, 2008 22:26:13 GMT -5
Granted. However, I come along and smash it over your head.
I wish I could twirl revolvers like Ocelot in MGS3.
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Post by jakeyashamari on Oct 3, 2008 6:29:23 GMT -5
Granted. However, I come along and smash it over your head. I wish I could twirl revolvers like Ocelot in MGS3. Only to have it come out and land on your toe. I wish waffles had chocolate in them.
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Post by -|Monkey:: on Oct 3, 2008 8:40:57 GMT -5
You get "chocolate" in your wafflez. MONKEY CHOCOLATE THAT IS!
I wish I had a H&K G36c.
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Post by thechosen1 on Oct 3, 2008 10:37:35 GMT -5
Granted. It blows up in your face, however.
I wish I had an A on my next paper.
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Post by jakeyashamari on Oct 4, 2008 13:10:25 GMT -5
Granted. It blows up in your face, however. I wish I had an A on my next paper. A for ASSHOLE!! I wish I lived in a mansion.
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Post by thechosen1 on Oct 5, 2008 13:32:17 GMT -5
Granted. You've been locked in the spencer mansion with the tyrant. I wish I was Revolver Ocelot
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Post by redasylum on Oct 17, 2008 19:33:26 GMT -5
You'd get shot down.
I wish that everyone had another computer to use in case their IP was banned. ;D
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Post by jakeyashamari on Nov 1, 2008 19:02:44 GMT -5
You'd get shot down. I wish that everyone had another computer to use in case their IP was banned. ;D They had vista. I wish my hair was never greasy.
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